tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789865586418282697.post1102212343434223766..comments2024-02-29T10:26:56.584-05:00Comments on Ohiofarmgirl's Adventures In The Good Land: Ohiofarmgirl Bloodaxe Varmint KillerOhiofarmgirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02606563929369721111noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789865586418282697.post-20304020187853770582011-03-21T17:11:09.929-04:002011-03-21T17:11:09.929-04:00hey Wendy! We've GOT to hear about the mountai...hey Wendy! We've GOT to hear about the mountain lion! Whoot!Ohiofarmgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02606563929369721111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789865586418282697.post-79141949797286849062011-03-20T17:18:26.696-04:002011-03-20T17:18:26.696-04:00LMAO! OFG I am so glad I found you, we a kindred k...LMAO! OFG I am so glad I found you, we a kindred killers! Someday I'll share my Mt. Lion story...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06314589160334508725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789865586418282697.post-61692415058606161632011-02-02T13:53:44.269-05:002011-02-02T13:53:44.269-05:00hey WJ! Somebody has to miss that varmint, baby so...hey WJ! Somebody has to miss that varmint, baby so go right on ahead. Some farm boys I know asked if it got the hide to make a hat. Ha! That would be a sight.<br />;-)Ohiofarmgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02606563929369721111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789865586418282697.post-36468700575655533782011-02-02T13:32:21.057-05:002011-02-02T13:32:21.057-05:00Nope. Nothing you do surprises me, either! This ...Nope. Nothing you do surprises me, either! This is so amazing. You are gifted. But you also know that I love "varmints" too. I will mourn for him. Someone must.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789865586418282697.post-7461480015289610712011-02-01T12:51:29.955-05:002011-02-01T12:51:29.955-05:00Indeed, Heiko!Indeed, Heiko!Ohiofarmgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02606563929369721111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789865586418282697.post-29679956545842662212011-01-30T03:52:03.114-05:002011-01-30T03:52:03.114-05:00so it was a sabre toothed tiger!so it was a sabre toothed tiger!Heikohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17999245793961798308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789865586418282697.post-12490337752804842362011-01-29T16:01:28.153-05:002011-01-29T16:01:28.153-05:00Thats what I hear, Grandpa. And good thing the Goo...Thats what I hear, Grandpa. And good thing the Good Neighbor Mom is such a good sport!<br /><br />You said it GW! Its amazing the things you do once you 'go country."<br /><br />Sorry to give you the chills, Heiko! A 'varmint' (pronounced: vaarm-it) is midwest slang for any critter found in the wild that you'd like to blast to kingdom come. <br />;-)Ohiofarmgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02606563929369721111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789865586418282697.post-35187458513146019652011-01-29T15:10:20.586-05:002011-01-29T15:10:20.586-05:00Ha ha, Ian! You can say that again!
CC - (adjust ...Ha ha, Ian! You can say that again!<br /><br />CC - (adjust mithril vest) Ain't that right. I can't wait to get back to enjoy the fabled hospitality of the my people, the dwarves.<br /><br />Thanks David! Glad to share some grins. <br /><br />VRT, I think my fame proceeds me. We havent had any further trouble... my aim was true and whacked her on the back of the neck.<br /><br />Yep, Kristen. Dog#1 found it in the underbrush. <br /><br />Thanks, Tracy. My life is but to serve and protect my charges.<br /><br />Sara, thats my girl! Truth be told, I'd rather have a war hammer like Ajax.. but its too heavy for me<br />;-)<br /><br />Mr. H, I'll tell you what - nothing but action and adventure.<br /><br />Katie - its a good thing the Good Neighbors arent surprised anymore by the things that come out of my mouth. <br /><br />Tammy, I can't believe it either! And it was me!<br /><br />Hu-rah David, you know it!<br /><br />Thanks Jason, and yep. I think she drug it with her, but I got it.Ohiofarmgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02606563929369721111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789865586418282697.post-16313225569097705512011-01-29T11:04:55.579-05:002011-01-29T11:04:55.579-05:00I won't be able to sleep after reading about y...I won't be able to sleep after reading about your chilling adventures! Now I only need to know what a varmint is. Is it a bit like sable toothed tiger? A rhino..?Heikohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17999245793961798308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789865586418282697.post-84800298866786406042011-01-29T08:47:22.225-05:002011-01-29T08:47:22.225-05:00LOL! Ahhh we've all been there, simple countr...LOL! Ahhh we've all been there, simple country women turned into blood thirsty killers in defense of our animal children. I've got some stories too, but mine all involve disgusting rat tailed varmits that burrow in holes and carry deadly diseases. Score several for me and one for the dogs and the hunt continues.........<br /><br />Ps...I totally understand that you have to keep yourself incognito.......it's all good! ;0) Hugs and love to you OhKillerOfRedVarmits!<br /><br />pss........you are going to be so disappointed in me....stay tuned on Monday!Mama Messhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09541998872594946053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789865586418282697.post-6892309455957616422011-01-29T04:56:17.654-05:002011-01-29T04:56:17.654-05:00You are somethin else indeed OFG!
I admire your c...You are somethin else indeed OFG!<br /><br />I admire your courage to confront and give a good whack at the varmint, and to actually tell the story. <br /><br />I guess you somewhat retain the corporate world diligence when come to legal matters, as I notice caveats and disclaimers here and there to make sure you are covered!<br /><br />The 'need a man' message was funny but could have also turned your friend into a foe, if you didn't explain it fast enough.<br /><br />That's stimulating, if a bit scary. I'm still reeling from your adventure. Better go get myself a double G&T to calm down this old nerves...Grandpahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13250675550143944134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789865586418282697.post-78584498806361998442011-01-28T17:22:14.559-05:002011-01-28T17:22:14.559-05:00Did you find the axe you hit it with? Nice shot bt...Did you find the axe you hit it with? Nice shot btw. :Dcrowson2000https://www.blogger.com/profile/02141981418199024560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789865586418282697.post-41718916426230218162011-01-28T16:15:24.876-05:002011-01-28T16:15:24.876-05:00Great story! Keep your axe sharp...Great story! Keep your axe sharp...Davidhttp://www.springhillfarms.usnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789865586418282697.post-66373918777386005502011-01-28T14:35:56.600-05:002011-01-28T14:35:56.600-05:00I can't believe you were able to chase that cr...I can't believe you were able to chase that critter down!! Good for you. I especially like the msg you left for your neighbor. That's totally something I would do!Tammyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08998123491418912854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789865586418282697.post-19799763971065275792011-01-28T10:37:41.871-05:002011-01-28T10:37:41.871-05:00Oh my gosh!!! The "I need a man!" line h...Oh my gosh!!! The "I need a man!" line had me cracking up at my desk!" Hilarious!katiegirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03232045088235784636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789865586418282697.post-88598632348344976862011-01-28T10:05:22.235-05:002011-01-28T10:05:22.235-05:00Ohiofarmgirl Bloodaxe Varmint Killer you are quite...Ohiofarmgirl Bloodaxe Varmint Killer you are quite the frightening warrior, thank you for sharing that chilling tale of high adventure.Mr. H.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04576034751522467377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789865586418282697.post-43750877883056549002011-01-28T09:03:06.156-05:002011-01-28T09:03:06.156-05:00It shouldn't be funny! But, oh man! is it eve...It shouldn't be funny! But, oh man! is it ever! I laughed and laughed. Good for you!<br /><br />Our latest was a possum in the garage that got whacked by a sledge hammer on Christmas Eve.Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01216580106264628759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789865586418282697.post-65708136019971429772011-01-28T08:40:45.455-05:002011-01-28T08:40:45.455-05:00That was one of the funniest reads I've had in...That was one of the funniest reads I've had in a long time! I'm actually going to make my husband read it too... It was laugh out loud, tears in eyes kind of funny! Thank you for posting this, brave warrior!Tracy Phttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07159576215048243760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789865586418282697.post-31329014149883550872011-01-28T08:29:32.735-05:002011-01-28T08:29:32.735-05:00So wait . . . did you ever get your ax back?So wait . . . did you ever get your ax back?Kristin @ Going Countryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00221544641416039741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789865586418282697.post-73679031238507312532011-01-28T03:11:43.220-05:002011-01-28T03:11:43.220-05:00So, where did that axe hit the animal? Leg? Head? ...So, where did that axe hit the animal? Leg? Head? Back? It is amazing that she got up and walked away.<br /><br />Maybe it is better that she got away, so she will tell others not to go near you...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789865586418282697.post-52772386501528311822011-01-27T22:51:00.384-05:002011-01-27T22:51:00.384-05:00Laughing! DARN ENTERTAINING! Methinks you done rid...Laughing! DARN ENTERTAINING! Methinks you done rid yerslef if that "evil cur". Going to bed chuckling. Thank you.David P. Offutt - The Gastronomic Gardenerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12941257262332056194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789865586418282697.post-8627096590881170392011-01-27T22:29:02.411-05:002011-01-27T22:29:02.411-05:00The world was young, the mountains green,
No stain...The world was young, the mountains green,<br />No stain yet on the Moon was seen,<br />No words were laid on stream or stone<br />When OFG woke and walked alone.<br /><br />She named the nameless hills and dells;<br />She drank from yet untasted wells;<br />She stooped and looked in the pond so near,<br />And saw a crown of stars appear,<br />As gems upon a silver thread,<br />Above the shadow of her head.<br /><br />A queen she was on carven throne<br />In many-pillared halls of stone<br />With golden roof and silver floor,<br />And runes of power upon the door.<br /><br />The light of sun and star and moon<br />In shining lamps of crystal hewn<br />Undimmed by cloud or shade of night<br />There shone for ever fair and bright.<br /><br />There hammer on the anvil smote,<br />There chisel clove, and graver wrote;<br />There forged was blade, and bound was hilt;<br />The delver mined, the mason built.<br />There beryl, pearl, and opal pale,<br />And metal wrought like fishes' mail,<br />Buckler and corslet, axe and sword,<br />And shining spears were laid in hoard.<br /><br />Unwearied then were OFG's folk;<br />A great shambling dog she awoke:<br />The harpers harped, the minstrels sang,<br />And at the pond geese trumpets rang.<br /><br />The world is grey, the mountains old,<br />The forge's fire is ashen-cold;<br />The foe was beaten its neck wrung, so the axe falls;<br />The darkness dwells in the critters halls;<br /><br />The "coyote" lies upon her tomb<br />In Ohio, in Khazad-dum.<br />But still the sunken stars appear<br />In dark and windless pond so near;<br />There lies his axe in water deep,<br />Till OFG wakes again from sleep.Chai Chaihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05845100961653150736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789865586418282697.post-17467058400510605992011-01-27T22:00:03.792-05:002011-01-27T22:00:03.792-05:00I would hate to be around when you really got mad!...I would hate to be around when you really got mad! Great story!IanHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15874490886311041312noreply@blogger.com