Yesterday I reported that there were "goings on" going on out there in the barnyard. Well. Its true.
These pictures just in. Miss Duck and OD the gander out there in the field. Its clearly a dangerous liaison.
You'll remember the scandal that ruined OD's career last year when he was romantically linked to Miss Dash. That barnyard bad boy just doesn't learn. He says that rehab is for chumps and the only drug he's on is called "OD." And he's a total rock star from Mars. And the only thing he's addicted to right now is winning.
In the meantime he's hired one of his drinking buddies to be his new PR guy and has been lining up dates for an upcoming tour. Its reported that he's going to take Miss Duck, who he calls his "goddess" on tour while he leaves his shocked mate, Penny the Goose at home to take care of the eggs. Sources close to his camp say that he's going to request full custody of the eggs. Penny and the other geese seem to be distancing themselves from this philandering gander but all "wish him well."
There's more to this story - stay tuned.
And don't forget Farm Friends Friday! Thanks to Verde Farms for this fun blog hop! Hop on over and check out new farm buddies.
Happy Friday everyone!
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My goodness!!! Keep us posted!!
Happy Friday to you as well! You are funny, haha funny.
Omg, you're freaking hilarious. Lol. Can't wait to hear more about the scandal. :)
I can't believe how green your place is already.
The Commander met someone from Ohio at the airport yesterday and he asked them if the knew "The Ohio Farm Girl!" He told me they said that they didn't, and then proceeded to move well away from him and kept giving him what he called a "look". The Commander chalked it up to you either being very famous or infamous. I think I need to get him a mental health checkup sooner than later....
I had a muscovie duck hen that had one of my Polish roosters for a mate for a while. He would just wait for me to let her out of the duck pen in the morning and she would drop down for him. Now if you can imagine a crested Polish chicken on a muscovie duck...well, it wasn't pretty.
I didn't realize how intimidating your cover photo was until I watched this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiy7mHFnU1Y&feature=player_embedded#at=63
Infamy, Chai Chai.. i'm guessing infamy. (baby you're the best! thanks)
Becky - talk about an ugly duckling!
CC - they can be scary.. especially ones like THAT!
So THAT'S nettle! I have some of that here, too. Now I have to jet back over to the SS forum and read the posts about nettle soup!
Love your site, been here before but probably didn't leave a comment. Hey, and thanks for visiting my lame blog!
Marianne AKA the Shop Vac Lady
yep... well.. this is DEAD nettle.. i know that normal (?) nettle is taller and stings. thanks for popping by - i LOVE you fun story. i'll never look at a shop vac the same way.
;-)
What a scandalous gander!
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