It is THE greatest Christmas gift I have ever received, or will ever receive....and it's not even a Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time.
The people I love most on this earth (besides The Big Man, of course) sent me a box of love... oh golly... friends, I tell you - this was a hit right out of the park.
Not only did I get pounds and pounds of a spectacular local (to them) coffee... but I am now the proud owner of a Victorinox Curved 12" Blade Cimeter Knife. That's right I got me a scimitar. It's a Victorinox. I am now a total bad ass. Quick! Give me something to butcher!
But wait there's more.... because you know that butchering and booze go together. They also sent me some Junior Johnson's Midnight Moonshine. And some fancy glasses! I have to say the strawberry moonshine is pretty dang good. Its like strawberry jam that leaves you passed out on the couch with a dozen or so cats sitting around wondering "What's wrong with momma?" Don't ask me how I know this.
I don't know about you, friends, but all of my Christmas and birthday dreams came true. Thank you, you-know-who-you-are and I love you very very very very much!
Happy Thursday everyone!